Sath Ayfrika
Wednesday 10 December 2008
Day 9 - Monday - Zimbali
Day 8 – Monday – Durban
Day 7 - Sunday - Les Cascades
Today was a lazy day.. we woke late, fell into the pool, sun bathed, ate, drank more champagne. Oh and as if it wasn't perfect enough, the hostess brought us out home made mini tiramisus to eat in the pool.
I like South Africa. There is no health & safety bullshit. We can have glass by the pool, hell glass IN the pool - even alcohol and food IN the pool. Its nice to feel like a grown up for a change instead of the nanny-state shit we have to put up with at home.
We went out for dinner (for a change - NOT) and this time it was an amazing seafront place which did everything from Sushi to fusion. Our waiter was gorgeous too... as all the men seem to be here.. sigh..
Day 6 - Saturday - Les Cascades
The three stooges head back to Cape Town and this time we are staying at a hotel i found through the "Mr & Mrs Smith" website. Its called Les Cascades de Bantry Bay and it turns out to be the highlight of our stay so far. We didn't know that to begin with and their was a small drama (on my part) when we checked in and they gave MY Penthouse to Cameron & Nigel.. I mean HOW RUDE.. however, I'll get my own back on them later for that :)
For now, this is paradise found. A stunning boutique hotel built into the cliffs with stunning views of Cape Town, champagne on tap, and a very cute duty manager called Willie who i will not be elaborating on in this blog ;-)
The panoramic view from the hotel
The not so panoramic view of 3 alcoholics in the infinity pool
Day 5 - Friday - Stellenbosch
So by 1pm when were all guttered, its time for lunch. This is also delicious but buggered if i can remember what it was. I almost fell asleep in my desert i was so wasted..
Our ever lovely hosts Marc & Neil flanking our adorable tour guide for the day, Judy
Day 5 - Friday - Head to Stellenbosch
We checked into our hotel. A rather ...er.. lets use the word "quaint" local place. Neil & Marc got a sweet room which was all littered with petals (ahhhh weddings huh..). Cameron & Nigel got the "studio" and i, of course got the Penthouse. This time though, it has to be said, for the first time in living history i actually asked for a downgrade!!. Yes it may have been called the penthouse but it kinda creeped me out. It was massive. Took up the whole top floor of one wing, had a 50' terrace, bedroom, 2 bathrooms, an office, kitchen.... sounds good so far?... it also felt like it hadn't had a guest in there since the last one perhaps died in it?.. There were still spectacles on the shelf, post it notes on the table, and a mouldy croissant in the cupboard. The others advised me to say something so i did and was promptly moved to a lovely room in the main old house :)
Day 4 – Thu – Cameron & Nigel arrive
The first thing i am aware of is Cameron screetching into my room to wake me up. Yes ok so their flight got in at 7am... I don't do getting up till double figures.. How rude waking me up..
They don't appear to need any sleep so we head off for Table Mountain. No one has told Cameron we are taking a cable car up to the top and he's afraid of heights. Oh how his face turns green as we launch up the mountain with a sheer drop below us :-)
Yes that little wire is what held the car containing 50 people!!
The views from up here are breathtaking
and then there are some that are a bit more...well..... cheap? common?..
Cameron never expected the Paparazzi to follow him to South Africa